a dog went into the pub and said to the barman, ''Can i have a pint and a bag of crisps please?" the bar man said, "wow, thats brilliant. theres a circus in town. you should go and get a job.'' and the dog said, ''why? do they need electricians?"
scouts meeting with ''sir'' went surprisingly well i guess(providing the fact that nobody did anything but he did not scream like lord of the rings at me)
